The name’s Shaza. No, it’s not a nickname for Sharon. Yes, I have heard of Shazza and Dazza. And there’s only one Z and no R. Now that’s been cleared up, stalk me.Tumblr (3.0; @shazzyb)http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2086bf60fe98cc53bd6978c6141a867/tumblr_mn0t8zOFX71r2d3pso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deduction-to-seduction.tumblr.com/post/50772954675" target="_blank">deduction-to-seduction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://www.maximumfun.org/images/confhosp2.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773804003http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773804003Sun, 19 May 2013 11:09:00 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jpierrepontcriss.tumblr.com/post/50598559383/my-mom-was-pulling-into-a-parking-space-today" target="_blank">jpierrepontcriss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773760494http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773760494Sun, 19 May 2013 11:08:20 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://secretlymisha.tumblr.com/post/50754966912/as-far-as-i-can-tell-from-my-dash-theres-some" target="_blank">secretlymisha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773744537http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773744537Sun, 19 May 2013 11:08:05 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://renlybaratheeon.tumblr.com/post/49804536901/you-dont-know-true-agony-unless-youve-gone-from" target="_blank">renlybaratheeon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773733553http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773733553Sun, 19 May 2013 11:07:55 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darrensblazer.tumblr.com/post/50757122551/vinoxe-egberts-is-something-happening-in" target="_blank">darrensblazer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vinoxe.com/post/50755653462" target="_blank">vinoxe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/50755605175" target="_blank">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?</p> </blockquote> <p>nah</p> </blockquote> <div>no, we do this every saturday in europe</div> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773189901http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50773189901Sun, 19 May 2013 10:59:37 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mamamantis.tumblr.com/post/50662054111/so-are-we-gonna-discuss-how-fucked-up-it-is-that" target="_blank">mamamantis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50719613075http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50719613075Sat, 18 May 2013 20:35:36 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bac143039763f4413b4e0dcdecb73f7/tumblr_mmz9mv44W01qcja3ro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d7c27745b7d9d4760e63adca3e5f531/tumblr_mmz9mv44W01qcja3ro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50712501094http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50712501094Sat, 18 May 2013 16:47:49 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oh-deir.tumblr.com/post/50601709694/actual-message-of-500-days-of-summer-that-no-one" target="_blank">oh-deir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ACTUAL MESSAGE OF <em>(500) DAYS OF SUMMER</em> THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50710563940http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50710563940Sat, 18 May 2013 15:59:58 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc94455ca5b92224e96788978adabd40/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1391f2a4c0cdb4d58b738bfeae3589c5/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba3a1ba89f5978c2830500ee3596d2bb/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa56b6a907b89ffb669ae184e48b2540/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61255678ea65b74248576d6e830b078a/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d96ee77231612e3105a2a38944816f2/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d559a4be2519b2e010abc17e00e391be/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/712ab36965f85be0cade6b5146ed0352/tumblr_mmymnf1jfd1rm1dzfo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>requested by anon</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50691274582http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50691274582Sat, 18 May 2013 11:00:08 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53d05106f6f1facff59c5234138e1948/tumblr_mkvhh6ongY1s23ky9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50688203700http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50688203700Sat, 18 May 2013 10:12:53 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b06e821e874db85b14f03aec47dbf72/tumblr_mjkicoRli81rcx1wzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50616799244http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50616799244Fri, 17 May 2013 10:58:02 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://svveden.tumblr.com/post/49931705414/how-dare-you-call-me-stupid-i-know-tons-of" target="_blank">svveden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50569627018http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50569627018Thu, 16 May 2013 20:56:45 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c078270ec34a5972b52ba3a004527a3/tumblr_mkcm5sHwx21qgvo7ho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b8d18e4b259525098c50985f4ba27d0/tumblr_mkcm5sHwx21qgvo7ho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95ec25d082fd423a6c1808353a1679b5/tumblr_mkcm5sHwx21qgvo7ho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e147d57f1140e3b31762a8f7016ac68e/tumblr_mkcm5sHwx21qgvo7ho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c603e08e9f1e06e6fe1c690e4a8e1dc/tumblr_mkcm5sHwx21qgvo7ho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca70d7ec1108b48bd2023b2f64fdb9fd/tumblr_mkcm5sHwx21qgvo7ho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50566696803http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50566696803Thu, 16 May 2013 19:11:36 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckoff-mondays.tumblr.com/post/30213778822" target="_blank">fuckoff-mondays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50549942517http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50549942517Thu, 16 May 2013 12:54:17 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b8076ef629b147cf4e1a8af003cf3ad/tumblr_mmu5pvwaUR1qc8jh0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d154860627617fbc970859e8f56d0f3d/tumblr_mmu5pvwaUR1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30a00390be9e5959256b7f33d50d3906/tumblr_mmu5pvwaUR1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/50514552544/mercurialme-i-knew-yall-would-have-a-gif-set" target="_blank">neil-gaiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercurialme.tumblr.com/post/50511123501/i-knew-yall-would-have-a-gif-set-of-this-by" target="_blank">mercurialme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.</p> </blockquote> <p>Truth.</p> </blockquote> <p>America has a white native population? Lovely. </p>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50549412621http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50549412621Thu, 16 May 2013 12:47:42 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iflybikes.tumblr.com/post/48346227440" target="_blank">iflybikes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”</p> <p>You can’t deny that is fucking scary.</p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50489374325http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50489374325Wed, 15 May 2013 21:03:07 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://221b-bowtie-street.tumblr.com/post/50478562562/mindy-kaling" target="_blank">221b-bowtie-street</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mindy Kaling,</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/55d290b844383365a82e606a68c75df9/tumblr_inline_mmtqfocadm1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487356279http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487356279Wed, 15 May 2013 19:52:38 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a18f6431c0c4bd154b823f6cebdcac3d/tumblr_mmtyzfmv2e1qjbryso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9df722f09a98f4cd7801f93cef71de1/tumblr_mmtyzfmv2e1qjbryso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7712c97c7d5be3cc64b8fd11411891d2/tumblr_mmtyzfmv2e1qjbryso3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30011203ed19e67016df91f58104a5d2/tumblr_mmtyzfmv2e1qjbryso4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinematicnomad.tumblr.com/post/50485004263/the-mindy-project-1-24-take-me-with-you" target="_blank">cinematicnomad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>the mindy project</strong> || <em>1.24 take me with you</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487238202http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487238202Wed, 15 May 2013 19:48:02 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/911d801a5b98fa8093f49779f280dc2a/tumblr_mmtimlefRC1sqkw3to1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/484ca764bd61643897182f9429c15e70/tumblr_mmtimlefRC1sqkw3to2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>#married</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487187651http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487187651Wed, 15 May 2013 19:46:04 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae89cde375fe73b6913d8a45201ef159/tumblr_mmtrmcjDD51rzqcjzo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f5417dbef9d7e8f8dcb280b0f905c6b/tumblr_mmtrmcjDD51rzqcjzo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/403e04c122d757ed166336dcd9143e0e/tumblr_mmtrmcjDD51rzqcjzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1a8e60fe7f7ab193a65e2b9a635cbfa/tumblr_mmtrmcjDD51rzqcjzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/218fa7b3fe3f43a3a5f3011fbf798002/tumblr_mmtrmcjDD51rzqcjzo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af0968860420970387731c64b6add3e5/tumblr_mmtrmcjDD51rzqcjzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487168268http://shazzyb.tumblr.com/post/50487168268Wed, 15 May 2013 19:45:20 +1000