May 2013
80 posts
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think,...
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
darrensblazer:
vinoxe:
egberts:
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?
nah
no, we do this every saturday in europe
mamamantis:
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
svveden:
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
fuckoff-mondays:
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
iflybikes:
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
221b-bowtie-street:
Mindy Kaling,
10000bc:
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
fluffybedsock:
satire is meant to target the powerful, not the vulnerable
and jokes are supposed to be funny
partyshoggoth:
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
